Love Song of the Conservative Liberal

Willy don't work,
Janie calls him lazy;
Monie thinks money's
why Betty had a baby;
Reggie registered Socialist,
and Kathy calls him crazy;
   let's all dance, choose a partner, call 'em a name,
	   					      it's all the same.

Milty makes five million,
Tina calls him a thief;
Mikey gets nauseous
when Betsy eats roast beef;
Nicki wants her nuclear power
and Keith begins to seeth;
   let's all dance, choose a partner, call 'em a name,
							 it's all the same.

Franky burned a flag,
and Nancy called him a fag,
Jeannie took offense,
and Johnnie voted for more defense,
Marty made a crude remark,
and Wendy wants him out of work;
call your partner "Dosedo",
don't think too much, just let go:
   let's all dance, choose a partner, call 'em a name,
							 it's all the same;
   let's all dance, round and round and round and round again.

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