Who is this mysterious stranger who reportedly has SEVERAL hundred dollars in his possession?

Well, in the tradition of such FOX specials as Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire, we here at Mason Multimedia bring you wonderful single women THIS chance to marry a complete stranger!

This man has made a very small fortune in the lucrative field of poetry writing and is now ready to settle down... with YOU?

Sure, you don't know diddly about him, but the man has amassed a fortune listed ABOVE one hundred dollars. What more do you need to know? (Note, the Mystery Multi-Hundredaire has NO restraining orders currently served on him. As for parking tickets, we're still investigating)

We here at Mason Multimedia will be accepting emails until 50 prospective brides write in (note: the previous deadline was January 1st, 2001, it has been slightly extended as we await further entrants).

At that point, 50 lucky women will get to drive themselves to beautiful OMAHA, NEBRASKA! There, they will wine and dine themselves in Omaha's fantastic eateries until ON LIVE TV they will be asked personal questions and parade themselves in skimpy swimwear all so that this MYSTERY HUNDREDAIRE may choose his bride, at which point the two will be whisked off on a 2-day drive to Nevada's NEAREST wedding chapel in the groom's 1992 HONDA CIVIC!

(Please note: we have not, to this date, worked out ALL the details on the live network coverage, we await the return of our phone calls from FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, UPN, the WB, and Nebraska Public Television... but UHF station 65 sounded DEFINITELY interested!)

So do YOU want to marry a multi-hundredaire?

If so, just email Mason Multimedia with the following information:

1. Your name
2. Where you're from
3. Your annual income
4. Your age
5. Do you think the New Kids On The Block are better than The Beatles?

Then just wait and we'll be getting back to you about when WEDDING BELLS might just be ringing...

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