Four Greek People:
Telly Savalas
Jennifer Aniston
Michael Dukakis
Jimmy the Greek
Some Greek Names:
Telly
Jennifer
Michael
Jimmy
Zorba
Some Greek Foods:
gyros
souvlaki
feta cheese
lambkebobs
olives
Things You Might Think Are Greek
(But Aren't)
Ricardo Montalban
(Ricardo ain't from Greece...he's Mexican! But that 'Cornithian
leather' stuff on the other hand...hey, that might be Greek!)
Baklava
(Baklava is really from Turkey, but is sold by Greek
bakeries in New York City nonetheless.)
The Fez
(Despite inaccurate portrayals by bad Hollywood filmmakers, Akbar and
Jeff's fave sportin' cap originated in Morocco.)
Jesus Christ
(The New Testament may have been written in Greek,
but that doesn't mean that
the Messiah knows jack about good souvlaki!)
Pizza
(Hell, pizza isn't even Italian!)
Where Is Greece?
Just south of Norway and west of China.
Pictures of Greece
I've never been there, so I don't have any pictures.
Greek Religion
The Greek people are generally Greek Orthodox.
However, several
other Greek gods live in high rent properties on Mount Olympus.
What's the Deal With Olive Oil?
I dunno, but it sure doesn't taste like olives.
Greek Style!
Try on Greek Style for a while!
From now on, just request
it
'Greek Style!'
When you go into a restaurant and order a steak, and
they ask you how you'd like it cooked, tell them you want it 'Greek
Style!'
Next time you go to get a haircut, and your stylist
asks how you'd like your hair done, tell him that you want it 'Greek
Style!'*
When you fill out your taxes this year, fill in the
numbers on how much you made.
Then, in the box that says 'Pay This Amount',
just write in 'Greek Style!'
(Cause they're already screwing
you anyway!)
(* If you end up looking like Telly Aristotle Savalas, don't blame
me!)
How To Find Greek People
If you are looking for Greek people, you might try the Greek Embassy.
Embassy of Greece
2221 Massachusetts Avenue, NW
Washington D.C. 20008
(202) 939-5800
Or, if you are in Europe, you can find Greek people at the Greek Embassy in
France.
Embasse' de Grecia
17, rue Auguste Vacquerie
75016 PARIS
Tel: 47 23 72 28
Fax: 47 20 70 28
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