So...you like disclaimers eh?...Well...ok...heres my attempt:

Consider all pictures and html pages here copyrighted by the
user of this account: cmeyers@Novia.net

Information here is provided at your OWN RISK. I cannot guarantee
that is accurate or even in good taste. All links here are provided
at your OWN RISK!

The ideas expressed here are mine alone, and do not reflect on any
other person or persons or organization past present or future.

No one else has ever owned or funded this page or worked to make it
possible but me. Novia has provided web space but don't blame my works
on these nice people.

This site is right now in the middle of a major revision, so please
excuse any problems and odd stuff you see.

Use of this page in any conceivable way shape and or form is
at your own risk.

Not bad eh?